how much cr@p hav eyou got on your desk????

[mccfluff]

v v v bored this afternoon and i've been reduced to checking out the rubbish on my desk, so far i've found

curry sauce
tomato sauce
bar of chocolate (very surprised choc doesn't normally last long around me)
soy sauce
hi vis jacket
5 mobiles
assorted security key fob thingys
keys
nuts n bolts
memory cards
till roll
scalpel
pens/pencils
credit card thingies
plastic turd
fathers day cards
pliers

the list could go on but i can sense your getting bored

can anyone beat this lot of cr@p (literally in one example)

[Bbbananas]

Soy sauce and a plastic turd !!!!!!!!!!!
No mushrooms?!

I have cystitis powders, a toilet roll, a sachet of ready brek, lip balm, 'split-end scissors', Microlax enemas, and a deflated inflatable parrot.

[mccfluff]

inflate the parrot please

no mushrooms, mushrooms are wrong, mushrooms are in fact dead slugs


ooo just found a voucher for a free latte, must give that to China she'll apreciate that

[Jodie-Marie]

hey and nothing as seen as i am only 14 and at skool rite now !

[Bbbananas]

He's called Dennis. He only gets blown at birthdays and christmas (he's named after an Uncle Dennis, who only got the same from Aunty Freda....)

[RickThaRube]

computer
phone
coffee
passport
wad of cash
crackpipe
severed head in freezerbag

[Bbbananas]

Oooh Rick - can I borrow the crackpipe when you've done?

[mccfluff]

well a crackpipe is unusual, but a severed head commonplace i'm afraid!

[sqad617]

"I have cystitis powders, a toilet roll, a sachet of ready brek, lip balm, 'split-end scissors', Microlax enemas, and a deflated inflatable parrot."

Christ! always knew I had an "upmarket" cyber mistress. LOL

[SuDFB]

paper
paper
paper
paper
oh phone
paper
paper
paper
oh pc
paper
paper
paper
oh printer
paper
paper
paper

ARGH time for a fag...

[Bbbananas]

Can I add sqad - the Microlax enemas are not mine! (Everything else is.....)

[mccfluff]

Nope Salla has Maxilax..........

sqad for some reason i imagine you desk to have nothing on it at all.....

[logic]

If i change MY name to dennis ,will i get blown on my birthday,?

[Bbbananas]

You would if you were here logic..... One year I did it so hard he almost exploded.

[logic]

Good God, Good Head.

[Bbbananas]

I have good lungs logic. And a mightly fine palate....

[mccfluff]

do you really really want to get blown though???

[Bbbananas]

Oh and yes McFluffy Madam - that 'maxilax' comment did not slip through unnoticed!!! The cheek of it...

[logic]

phwoooooow yes.

[mccfluff]

you sure its just i've found one of those handpump attachement things, i'm sure if i keep looking the pump will be aroud here somewhere......


thought i'd got away witht hat for a mo then!