Itchy Bottom

[homedeeth]

I've had an itchy bumhole for months. No matter how hard i scratch (it is strangely quite a satisfying feeling) the itch never seems to go away. I don't want to see the doc because he's already seen me for other symptons on my other regions!!

[LFCFan5]

It could be worms, better to see doc you know, get yourself checked.

[sqad617]

"Itchy bumhole?" is that a little village in Devon?

[sn�gs]

''"Itchy bumhole?" is that a little village in Devon? ''

There's a nice little B&B on the outskirts... a bit dark and damp but plenty of room inside (wtf!)...

[sqad617]

snags......LOL....cr@p place, I once visited it.

[sn�gs]

Only the once? ;-)

[sqad617]

snags..........well.............so I lied.

[sn�gs]

I knew it!!!

[Bbbananas]

Definitely worms I'd say.

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me,
I'm going down the garden to eat worms.......

Urgh. There must be a name for that.

[sqad617]

snags...LOL

[PeteHull]

Could be hemeroids (piles) or cracking due to constipation...

[Bbbananas]

I'm not averse....

[DEN53]

Dermatitis, homedeeth - I get this from time to time - my GP prescribed Daktacort cream. It clears up but does tend to reappear.

[sqad617]

DEN...is that what he told you..LOL LOL LOL Ha! ha! ha!.........Good one DEN........LOL LOL

[DEN53]

whats so funny Sqaddy ? and its a she not a he...

[sn�gs]

''I'm not averse....''

To what? Not sure I should pursue this :-(

[sqad617]

DEN...a "she" Dr.....well that explains it....LOL

[DEN53]

Do tell Sqad what your 'professional' opinion is then................................

[sqad617]

DEN...just winding you up....she is quite correct.