Battling the credit crunch......

[jackthehat]

I'm considering earning some extra cash by starting up a series of seminars for men.

Men ABers - which of these would you be interested in ?
Women ABers - which of these would you sign him up for ?

1. Combating Stupidity
2. You, too, can do housework
3. PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut.
4. How to fill an ice tray
5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
8. Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception
9. Get a life -- learn to cook
10. How not to act like an berk when you're obviously wrong.
11. Spelling -- Even you can get it right
12. Understanding your financial incompetence
13. You -- The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons to give flowers
15. How to stay awake after sex
16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
17. Garbage -- Getting it to the kerb
18. You can fall asleep without "It" if you really try
19. The morning dilemma if "It's" awake. Take a shower
20. I'll wear it if I damn well please
21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")
22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
23. Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are BS
24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
25. The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
26. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
28. Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too
29. Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
30. You too can be a designated driver
31. Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!")
32. Changing your underwear -- It

[jackthehat]

oops........

32. Changing your underwear -- It really works
33. Techniques for ringing home

[New Judge]

Are you by any chance related to Jack "The Hat" McVitie who was slain in a house in Stoke Newington by Reggie Kray in October 1967.

My friend lived in the house in which he was murdered and I visited him (my friend, that is, not Jack the Hat) on numerous occasions.

If you are related it would indeed be a small world.

[ummmm]

Have you got something on your mind?

[jackthehat]

No, I'm not New Judge.
My username is the soubriquet of another and was the first thing that popped into my head on signing up to AB.

Sorry, the explanation isn't more colourful..........

[jackthehat]

Many things...............would you like to be more specific ?

[ummmm]

OK, are you disliking males?

[jackthehat]

No, ummmm.

It was an attempt to raise a smile from folks this morning......

[craft1948]

well done jack......it made me snigger..........
I'd have signed my exes up for the lot......

[ummmm]

It did make me smile :-)

[Naomicorlett]

Signing up OH for number 25. I hate to sound smug but he is ok on all the other offered seminars. It's amazing what 34 years of marital training will do.

[Naomicorlett]

AH Vibra.... will she be laughing at all three of your talents?

[ummmm]

My BF's in the good books at the moment. I fell asleep on the sofa yesterday and when I woke up he'd took ALL the bottles to the bottle bank and tidied up.