Don't you get all emotional and lippy with me....

[Bbbananas]

Sqad: saw you were on here a few minutes ago - thought you might like to read this gem of a snippet from a hospital letter (psych dept) ;

"....... she is emotionally labial"

Well, I can understand that. My labia are very dear to me also :-)

[Sqad]

salla....LOl LOL.Psychiatry...NHS...that means it was written by an Indian or a Pakistani Dr........just check for me and I will tell you a funny story.

[Bbbananas]

Consultant - Indian, though I think the error was actually a secretarial error (obviously unnoticed or unchecked by the consultant..... par for the course.)

Funny story please :-)

[mrs.chappie]

Reminds me of ..... "she has a cute vagina". Now you just know that it should have said acute angina, don't ya?

[albaqwerty]

I too am rather attached to mine Sal.

Love the stories re teacher's reports, insurance claims etc.
Lamp-post appeared from nowhere etc

C'm sqad :)

[Sqad]

Well, we appointed an Indian Consultant Psychiatrist and he seemed to latch on to me at Meetings etc. Anyway one day he produced a form and asked me to sign it saying that it was application for British nationality and just confirming that he was a good guy, whom I had known for many years.
Anyway I signed this form and didn't see him at meetings for at least 2yrs, when suddenly a scandal broke in the hospital. He was seeing the good looking women in his home filtered from his O.Ps and hospital discharges and making sexual advances to them with quite a degree of success. This all came to an end when following a complaint, the police bugged his house and all was exposed ( in the literal sense of the word)
It came to court, was in all the Nationals and he was sentenced to 5yrs in Walton Jail and then deported.

How was i to know?........;-)

[marval]

"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."