Wrong Route

[jadyn]

Paddy and Mick are walking home after a night on the beer. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside a bus depot.

Paddy has a brainwave and says to Mick "Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and look out for the police" :;

Mick duly breaks into the depot and is gone for twenty minutes while Paddy is wondering what the hell he is doing. Eventually Paddy sticks his head around the door and sees Mick running from bus to bus looking very worried.

"What in are you doing Mick, get a move on!" :~

To which Mick replies " I can't find a number 7 anywhere Paddy"

Where upon Paddy, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts "You idiot Mick, steal a number 9 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!"

[marval]

Lol, I like it.

[puternut]

The other version is that Mick takes 20 minutes of crashing and banging to get the bus out

When he does come out Paddy asks "Why did you take so long?"

Mick "Well the number 6 was right at the back"