Any dream interpreters out there???

[Bobbisox]

Had a dreadful nights sleep but when I was asleep, I had a relly funny dream, I was telling OH about it this morning and he just shook his head , sadly I think...pmsl

I was chasing this poor hitl everywhere, she was a Bulgarian Asylum seeker but she was the image of Steve McDonalds wife in Corrie, Becky...LOL
everywhere I turned she was there, I was running up a street which was definatley the two up two down one where I was born, I glimpsed her unning up that street and into the corner shop at the top (every street had a little corner shop) I legged it up the stairs of this house and my friends hubby Grahame was in the kitchen frying something!!!
She's in the corner shop I yelled at him, well you had better go and get her he said...ffs, it gets better!!!!!!
Into the shop I went, there she was bold as bloody brass, then in came a fella, Bulgarian as well, said they were getting married and could I help her with the wedding....then I woke up...rotfl

beat that one!!!
Bobbi x

[pericat]

You have a vitamin D deficiency

[Bobbisox]

Sorry few typos there 'poor girl'

[Bobbisox]

I;m just bloody barmy peri...lol

[pericat]

That is another explanation - I'm just too polite bobbi

[albaqwerty]

insufficient intake of incohol

morning peeps x

[ummmm]

pmsl....

[Bobbisox]

was that addressed to me vibra...LOL
I haven't got one...splutter!!!!

[pericat]

Morning alba.
Dream interpreted as follows- the bulgarian signifies the foreign holiday which you will be rushing to get too after making all your Christmas stuffing - she is everywhere signifies my mother and the effect she WILL have on you. Graeme - you prob fancy him. And the wedding is linked to all the soap stories you will miss at Christmas one of which is bound to be a wedding - simples

[Bobbisox]

don't you think I am confused enough ffs...LOL

[craft1948]

I think you're worrying about being locked up and deported from the Algarve.............

[Bobbisox]

you have found your vocation peri, that is sooo right...LOL

[Bobbisox]

yesssss, anothe good point there craft,,,lol

[Ankou]

classic case of sexual frustration.
clearly you are wanting grahame to be a part of your sexual fulfillment, probably upstairs in a flat in bulgaria with a bulgarian film crew, hence the tv link.

i bet grahame was frying a rather large lukanka.

[Bobbisox]

This is soooo good Ankou, I feel a lot better about this...pmsl

[pericat]

I'd like to meet graeme

[albaqwerty]

hitl = bulgarian for girl