Oh.My.God. girlies - I am so excited...

[Bbbananas]

.. have just been told I am to entertain and educate a young student next week here at work. Show him around a bit, show him the ropes, explain different roles within the Practice etc. I groaned inwardly and outwardly very heavily - yawn... another spotty gangly boring student who wants to grow up and rule the world.
I have just craftily facebooked his name, as you do - OMG. If this is the one, and it must be because it's a very very unusual name (can't repeat it, obviously) Girls - he is drop dead Gorgeous with a big fat capital G.
Note to self for next Monday: best knickers, highest heels, tightest skirt, stockings, red lippy and best face forward. He may be the type to fancy a Mrs Robinson or have fantasies of older women flirtations. I am SO looking forward to teaching this Gorgeous Young Man.
Is this sick?

[tonyav]

Yes it is salla. lol

[filibuster]

Not sick, but definitely a position to be envied.

[Sqad]

salla...sounds good to me.....I would like to watch, but as i can't I will interrogate you afterwards.

Is he a medical student?

[sara3]

send me his name on FB.. I have to see ;o)

[Sqad]

Oi! tony....speak for yourself.

[Bbbananas]

Unfortunately not sqad - because that would be an extra turn-on - you know I have a 'thing' for medical men.

He's interested in Management. And I am interested in the managing thereof....

[Bbbananas]

can I do that confidentially sara? I wouldn't want to go embarrassing myself here.... It wouldn't just be my lippy that's bright red!

[Sqad]

Never mind....should I bring the car round?....LOL

[sara3]

yes, of course you can trust me. I'm have so much integrity, I bore myself!

[Sqad]

salla....just remember ......no farting.

[Bbbananas]

The car sqad?
Oh you mean your fantasy of me in the back with two fellas and you watching from the front?
Men. You're obsessed...... !! ;-)

Sara - posting the wonderful gorgeous details to you over on FB now.... Prepare to be moistened.

[sara3]

lol!!

[Sqad]

salla...exactly.

[Bbbananas]

I have a damp chair.

Sqad - you promised not to disclose the farting bit. I did the Kegel's but neglected the bit about tightening one's anus at the same time. I blame the Norfolk Man... and all that business a few years back. Should have gone to Specsavers (or SphincterSavers).
Have you glegged yet sara? (Lincolnshire parlance for had a good look at).

[sara3]

I have glegged, it's official.

lucky you.. and poor him. he has NO idea what he's walking in to ;o)

[Sqad]

He's gay.

[Bbbananas]

I shall restrain myself sara - remember, I have a son of that age.
But a little Flirty Gertie behaviour will not be remiss or go amiss I am sure. He can be my 'teddy bear' anytime... geddit (between you & me!!!)

Sqad - he may well be gay, but he's still eye candy for the soul. It will brighten up my next week at work I can tell you..... prepare for lots of moist moments and swooning and bad girl behaviour from me next week - I shall be hot and horny and howling.

[Barmaid]

You do know how to use a defibrillator don't you Salla?!!!! Cos I think if he has to spend the week with you "showing him the ropes" ahem, you may well need it. lmao.

[sara3]

don't warn anyone else, you want him all to yourself!

have mailed you back, twice :o)