Don't blame me........I only copy the emails.....

[craft1948]

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin ..
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to
all the people sitting at the bar and asked,
"What man here will buy a woman drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar,
an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed,
"Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing
the same hairy armpit, and asked,
"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said,
"Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your business
if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"

The drunk replied,
"Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

[craft1948]

^ oh dear.....so sad....

[craft1948]

^ Care in the Community?

[craft1948]

dunno poodi............they're following me 'cos I told them I'd reported them on another thread......

[daffy654]

PMSL @ 'ex-wife of an IRA man'.

[craft1948]

daffy.....that's probably funnier than the joke......

[daffy654]

Why does AB get infested with nutters at weekends? And where the hell is the ED? I have reported quite a few posts since the early hours of this morning and none of them have been removed,they all break Site Rules so there is no reason they shouldn't be removed!
Gawd,I sound like a right moaning minnie don't I? LMAO
:-)
Come on ED...get with it please.

[craft1948]

don't think he works weekends daffy.......never mind...other people can enjoy their prose for a while longer...