As our fair country is becoming over-populated, I think it's about time that population control came into effect.
Come the revolution the following should be put-up against a wall & shot!
Anyone in a baseball cap.
Anyone wearing football colours.
Shell Suit wearers.
Tattooists, & people that have got them.
People who watch, discuss or vote on reality progs. (esp big brother).
Cyclists who ride on the pavement.
Bonfire lighters.
Please feel free to add some more
Me up in front of the wall then - I ride on pavements on my bike - though only when there are no pedestrians (if I see a ped, I divert to the road) and only cos of very inconsiderate car drivers & the fact I am unsafe on anything on only 2 wheels....
Oh, and I watch Strictly & the X-Factor (though don't vote) - does that mean I'm doomed?
I would but I'm busy putting together a firing squad to shoot people who makes lists of people who should be shot in the name of population control... ;0P
Good god man! the country needs more people not less!
There have been far too few people reproducing and as a consequence there won't be enough young people to keep the place going when those of us in out 30s and 40s are retiring - that's why we need immigration.
How many children do you have? if the answer's less than 2 you're part of the problem!
If you have 2 or more go and explain to those not pulling their weight how it's done!
I would but I'm busy putting together a firing squad to shoot people who makes lists of people who should be shot in the name of population control... ;0P
I bet you couldn't say this if you were pi$$ed, china:-)