HA HA! Made me laugh. I will give you the kind of answer I think you are looking for... women say they want a sense of humour and that looks are secondary. This is true, in my experience! But I guess everyone is different, aren't they. For me it has to be sparkliness (that sparkle in the eyes), a nice smile, someone who can LISTEN and not try and solve all problems, but just be empathic, and someone who likes to talk and to laugh. Looks are irrelevant, but it seems, not to men unfortunately.