The Strange Behaviour of the Opposite Sex

[NoMercy]

What do you find strange about the opposite sex? This question is open to both sexes...

Men !! Why do they have to have something to read when they go to the loo? fgs.

[grizzlyghost]

Because we are masters of multitasking!

[grizzlyghost]

Also we are masters of thinking ahead as if we find we have ran out of toilet paper we have a back up plan.

[Androcles]

Mainly because we go on our own, not mob handed........

[sara3]

why don't men like looking at instructions? they generally serve a purpose.

[craft1948]

Why do some (not all) men feel threatened if their partner earns more money than them.
All my husbands have earned more than me and I loved it......

[grizzlyghost]

When I go to the loo I never take something to read. I am it and out in under 90 secs even if I have a no1 & a No2

Eddie you have obviously never eaten from my local kebab shop.

[NoMercy]

Androcles.... I never go mob handed into the WC. It's just not cricket, chaps !

My dad will spend 2 hours saying, "I must go for a tom t*t". Apart from my mother and me not wanting to know.... what is it about a man saying that? Surely you can't just decide when you want to go... your body tells you it's time to go?

[Sachs]

lol No !
And why do they talk to your chest? Do they not think we notice them looking??

[ChuckFickens]

Why would I need to take a magazine to the loo??

I have a laptop, now where is the toilet paper?

[cazzz1975]

men dont seem to be fussy about the colour or style home furnishings, they could probably happily live in a shed.

[NoMercy]

And why is it, my father will ring my mother and ask her what's for tea? She'll tell him she done him a cooked dinner. When he gets home he'll say, "I'm not really that hungry, I had fish and chips for lunch..."

Fluffing Snag !