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Sandy-Wroe | 14:31 Sat 30th Jan 2010 | ChatterBank
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The Argentinean president Cristina Fernandez used a televised address to reveal she had spent a carnally satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork. "I've just been told something I didn't know," she revealed; "that eating pork improves your sex life... I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra." After consuming a bit of pork,"things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true." She concluded by telling the nation: "Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go."
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Can't beat porking
14:33 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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I bet the Agentinian Pig farmers are rubbing their hands with glee.............
14:33 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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Indeed.
14:33 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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BBQ round at mine later... bring your Pork...
14:33 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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Maybe she was talking about eating "Pork swords"?
14:35 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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"trying it doesn't cost anything" ?

It does if you have to buy your own pork !!
14:36 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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Think I'll get a Port Joint for my Sunday Roast and invite the Girlfriend to join me ;-))
14:36 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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I think there'd always be someone willing to supply the pork...
14:37 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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Most of the time, when guys need Viagra, it's because the woman is not making enough effort.

Just a thought.

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14:39 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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Or the womans just fat and ugly jj!
14:40 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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"I've just been told that eating pork improves your sex life"

"Told" by who? The local pork butcher?
14:41 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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By her husband? The placebo effect is well known. Believe in it and it works...
14:43 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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I guess that doesn't help, moonshine.

But even "fat, ugly women" know how to get a guy to "stand to attention" ...

... if they are willing to make the effort !
14:43 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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"I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra"

Well, given a choice at most bistros ...
14:44 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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JJ all it needs is a bit of basting.
14:44 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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LOL mouse !
14:45 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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I've had both. One gives me indigestion, the other....
14:46 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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As the saying goes "One swallow does not a Summer make"
14:47 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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Viagra gives you indigestion?

You must be eating too much !
14:47 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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Mouse ... I think we're all up to speed with you !
14:48 Sat 30th Jan 2010

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