A joke for you lovely people

[liverpoolfoo]

A pharmasist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall ''What's wrong with him?'' he asked his assistant ''He came in for some cough syrup but i couldn't find any so i gave him an entire bottle of laxatives ''You bloody idiot'' said the chemist ''You can't treat a cough with laxatives ''Of course you can '' the assistant replied'' Look at him, he daren't bloody cough now!!!

[redman41]

Ha Ha !!

[steg]

lol...........
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, “Cheese sandwich: £1.50; Chicken sandwich: £2.50; Handjob: £10.”

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses.

“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile. “Can I help you?”

“I was wondering,” whispers the man. “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?”

“Yes,” she purrs. “Indeed I am.”

The man replies, “Well, wash your damn hands. I want a cheese sandwich!”

[redman41]

Good one steg !

[steg]

*** = hand job

[McMouse]

Two Pirate Captains meet in a bar. One says to the other "How's your buccaneers"
He replies "Either side of my bucking head"