purple, hairy knee

[mollykins]

i put a big plaster over my scabby knee, know its come off, my knee is crinkly, scabby and has cotton 'hair' coming out of it from where hairy cotton parts of the plaster have come out of the plaster and into the scab.

and someone said what i posted before made them ill, i'm sure this will make them throw up.

[Mamyalynne]

Molly this sounds very much like Scabic Obsessionitis, if left unchecked it can spread. You need to bury a horseshoe (right way up) at the bottom of the garden , walk 3 times round it in a circle whist holding a daffodil in your teeth. If this doesn`t work contact a local modern artist, they are always on the lookout for interesting subjects.

M

[B00]

Answer of the week Mamya :-)

[society]

:-) @ Mamya

[jackthehat]

Aren't you supposed to be revising, mollykins...........................?

[McMouse]

Mamy is incorrect. You have purple knee syndrome which in 120% of cases is a terminal condition unless treated by 3.35pm today.
First of all remove all your clothes and insert pickled shallots into the major body orifices and frozen pees into the minor ones. Slowly try to touch your toes, keeping your legs straight. Make a wish and then fart. If a pickle hits the cat the cure will be instant.

[Mamyalynne]

McMouse I went for the more sanitary solution given Molly`s delicate age, she will send the boys round to yours now.

[mccfluff]

love it mamya and mc!

[mollykins]

It'll because the plaster is purple and the dye is coming off, the cottony stuf fis also purple, meaning that purple hair is stuck in my knee!

[Mamyalynne]

molly please forgive my frivolity but I couldn`t resist. My knees are often scarlet due to arthritis so we would make a good pair. I recommend as someone else has done a cream to soften the scab and prevent it repeatedly cracking and bin the purple plasters.

M

[mollykins]

I don't even know why we have purple plasters, they were probably the cheapest

[redcrx]

purple plasters arent cheap. these purple plasters are a sign that yourparents do care, even if they do make you eat potatoes

[Mamyalynne]

you can get purple potatoes too

[mollykins]

my school uniform is purple

[mollykins]

which i only have to wear 41 more times.

[Mamyalynne]

How odd so was mine, but to everyones amazement I loved it LOL

[society]

Purple plaster to match purple uniform; indeed your parents are kind and caring you ungrateful child. :-)

[mollykins]

but it depends on what house you're in, there is purple, green, red and yellow, which we wear as polo shirts during most lessons then unlike msot schools, we wear all white poloshirts for p.e.

[redcrx]

mine had a straw boater with a blue ribbon, but the ribbon looked purple in some lights.

[Mamyalynne]

No polo shirts in my day, this was the real mccoy uniform, we even had a lil purple beret. LOL