I am currently hiding in the house........

[craft1948]

A dumper truck turned up at 9 this morning and deposited a full load of top soil on my neighbour's drive.................it's mine!!

[ladybird49]

Whoooops...lol

[stokemaveric]

do you want me to come round with a spade craft????????????

[craft1948]

The builder is furiously digging and wheelbarrowing as we speak......I think I'll wait until he's finished and then pop out to buy a bunch of flowers :-(

[Sandy-Wroe]

Might have been worse. It could have been a load of manure...

[pericat]

He he - ok find out who lives nearest you - talk nice - maybe offer sex !

[society]

Did they accidental dump in neighbours place cause yours was not 'ready' for a load?

[craft1948]

peri!!.............she's an 82 year old lady. I'm only glad she hasn't a car she wants out of her garage.

[craft1948]

society the delivery bloke must be thick..........in readiness for the delivery the builder had put boarding over my drive for the soil to be dumped on, so it wouldn't damage the block paving.............

[society]

That poor builder... Hope it's not too hot where you are. Can't you call back the dirt people to have them transfer the dirt to your place? It's their error...

[ladybird49]

You would think theyd call first , just to check they had the right house ... bet hes cursing ....pmsl

[ladybird49]

Whos doing the shifting ... the delivery guy or the builder ?

[China Doll]

Admit it... It was just a trick on your part to make the poor builder work so hard he builds up a sweat and has to take his top off... you're such a perve ;oP

[bigfoot3000]

I reckon some ice cold beers will be greatly appreciated when he's finished craft!

[mccfluff]

love it, send the dog out to help the builder

ooo can i have a pic of a hot sweaty mucky builder plse, if he wants me to come and hose him down?

[craft1948]

behave fluff and CD.........the builder is very fit for his age but is in his 50's.....if anyone made a play for him he'd run a mile :-)

[mollykins]

yeah but were you born in 1948, like your name suggests?

[mollykins]

anyway i always thought you were a man, or is the person called craft, a man?

[dothawkes31]

Hey my OH looks really good when he's working without his shirt on, he's very tanned and muscley cos of all the hammaring and lifting, and he's in his 50s now,

[craft1948]

you don't do very well with genders do you molly?

[craft1948]

i didn't mean he doesn't look good............just that he's a bit old for fluff and CD to play with.