Asian - or just secure in his body image?

[andy-hughes]

I am just ploughing through the monthly nightmare that is my manager's expenses receipts, attempting to make enough sense of them so that when they are submitted, the finance gnomes will not imprison me for blatent fraud ...

and i have come across a receipt from the Cafe Rouge in Birmingham, where the wonders of technology confirm the name of the 'server' (isn't American software wunnerful?) for the meal in question -

the gentleman in question is either - as advised - Asian, or simply secure in his body image because his 'server' index is given as ...

FAT JON.

Now, if anyone can clarify this, I'd be interested - if not, it has produced a smile in the officce and brightened an otherwise dull(ish) day.

[cazzz1975]

I like the sound of fat jon ;)

[mccfluff]

i like fat jon, he sounds ace

[joggerjayne]

This is "Cafe Rouge" in Birmingham ?

The famous gay massage parlour ?

(not to be confused with the restaurant chain of the same name!)

[karenmac60]

Is he a priest and it's just an abbreviation?

[boxtops]

Not this one...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Jon

Perhaps he's not Asian, just Jon and overweight....