most shallow reason to brake up with someone

[ooh-la-la]

i once didn't go on a third date with a guy as he took longer to park his car than my mum! how about you? and do you regret it now?

[Prudie]

OMG Woody that is so gross - did she do it on purpose?

Judge you made me laugh, genuine question, what does piping off mean?

[Woody23]

.. I think she was nervous,,,

piping off! you are sooo young....

[Stephen_G]

Thanks a million, prudie. Glad a painful memory could invoke fits of laughter in others ;-)

Piping off means female to male oral

[Prudie]

Well I hope you're not seriously cross, just never heard the phrase and I find it funny.

[joko]

one lad asked me round for tea...when i arrived hed bought a small pizza from the pizza shop...
now that i wouldnt have minded really - i love pizza (though id have been miffed he had chosen my food for me)

but hed bought a half and half one - his half covered in meat...but it had been badly cut so all his topping was spilling over onto the 2 adjoining pieces of mine...and me being a veggie...i wasnt happy...

just made me think, hes tight, impatient and pushy...

[joko]

i dont think someoen being an alcoholic is a shallow reason...

[Jenarry]

when a guy came to a date with an overnight bag.(he lived a few miles away)and he had brought pyjamas with him!! was like he was on a visit to his nan's.

[piggynose]

i got dumped regurlarly when i was in my teens, it was so painful, that i thought i´d do the same to get my own back. my 1st victim had to go due to bad B.O. the 2nd cuz she smoked, then i just wouldn´t turn up at pre arranged meeting points, cuz i thought what the hell, i´ll only get dumped again. then one day i tried to top myself, by going to the top of a block of student flats and i was all set to jump, but i couldn´t, why? wasn´t chicken, the windows had been recently locked up, as this was becoming common practice, suicide.

[ooh-la-la]

oh my goodness jenarry! that has to be the funnyist weird date story i've heard! How many times did you see him before he wanted to have a sleep over!? he he!

[ooh-la-la]

and watch it mr woody, i'm half welsh

[Woody23]

Which half?

[ooh-la-la]

what do you mean which half? both sides of me are sexy! he he!
On my dad's side, i think you can really tell

[Goodsoulette]

Too short, he was 5'6, I thought I could handle it but what with being over 3 inches taller than him I felt like his bodyguard.

[Jenarry]

we'd only been on one or two dates ooh-la-la. it was the pyjamas that did it though. :O)