Do you have this problem?

[Dris]

Senior medical researchers have discovered a worrying trend since the World Cup fixtures were announced -

Apparently, over-consumption of Lager can lead to reduction in the size of the penis. the doctors are not sure how widespread the problem is yet so they have asked anyone whose penis is less than 3 inches long to display a white flag with a red cross on it on their cars and vans.

Is this a problem in Scotland?

[AlBags]

I had corporal stripes tattood on mine while in the RAF .. so I could pull rank : )