Have you got this problem?

[Jemisa]

Food has replaced sex in my life now, I can't even get into my own knickers

I'm Retired, - I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today....

When I was younger all I wanted was a BMW, Now I'm older I don't care about the W!

The Snap, Crackle, Pop, in the morning isn't my flaming breakfast.

Sometimes in the morning I wake up Grumpy, & some days I let him sleep.

jem

[Bbbananas]

Good Lord - have you been reading the Late tommy Cooper's joke book?

[thetruthhurts]

" I can't even get into my own knickers"

I can't get into anyone elses lol

[McMouse]

sqad will sort out the knicker issue. I've heard he's got into everyone else's.

[NoMercy]

Sqad is a disrespectful so and so, and I've got a bone to pick with him.

[Bbbananas]

Go on.... go on..... can we watch?!!!

[yogi-bear]

......and breathe :0)

[jackthehat]

^ ......or you could just dab a little Sarson's finest behind each ear !

[NoMercy]

What if I don't want to be "sh@gged" as you and Sqad so eloquently put it?

[yogi-bear]

^^I've copped a semi now..........oh, bugger....said that out loud :0)

[Bbbananas]

Jeez yogi - it doesn't take much does it?!!

[McMouse]

Sqad's going to have a *** with NoM

[NoMercy]

Sqad ought to know better, he being an intelligent and discerning chap.

[NoMercy]

My apologies, Vibes. lol

[yogi-bear]

I'm always on standby, Salla :0) xx

[Bbbananas]

Well, you never know when an emergency may occur...
I often get taken unawares. It's always useful to know where I can find a standby!

[yogi-bear]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...................
..............lol
x