Hiya everyone Ive been sent here from Cyber Health and safety

[HealthandSafety]

You may see me walking thorough your threads and posts with my clipboard taking notes.This is because we have had a complaint about loud music all night here, excessive drinking and fun having and other activities that I will be now sticking my nose into. Currently we aim to cut loud music and excessive laughing from 100% down to 6% with permission. Excessive drinking will be curbed 100% with a zero tolerance attitude. Loud laughing in particular "Lolling" "Pmsl" "Haha'ing" and any other show of blatant happiness will be dealt with. Another unseen danger is the completely unprovoked use of excessive ellipses..............there is no need for these.......and the punishment will be to have your full stop key amputated. Im sure we'll all enjoy our time here together.
Thank you.
Cyber Health and Safety.

[HealthandSafety]

Also please don't see me as a nosy party pooping tw*t, but more as a friend you just have'nt met yet.

[mccfluff]

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Can i have a beer now?

[Bobbisox]

arh well, that's me in the sh!t :-o(

[ttfn]

What happened to Isacc Hunt?

[craft1948]

I somehow don't think he meant you fluff..........................

[snags]

''please don't see me as a nosy party pooping tw*t''

Sorry but you'll always be that to me...

[HealthandSafety]

Mcfluff just have to say that these rules don't go into action till friday so at the moment I will just be taking notes and logging offenders and potential troublemakers. Believe me you do not want to be on my list.
I forgot to mention smileys are also seen as offensive bobbisox

[Bobbisox]

changed his first name to warwick ttfn...ha-ha
warwick-hunt?

[mccfluff]

.......................... still want a beer, or a glass of wine, failing that any strong drug that will render me unconcious will do...........................................
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[rowanwitch]

Is pervy sex ok cos Redman and I are getting a bit of a reputation...

[mccfluff]

:-) pmsl and rolflmfao - which is some feat let me tell you.........................................

[ttfn]

H & S reads more like a load of old Quorn to me Bobbi ROFL (;-)) etc., etc., etc.

[HealthandSafety]

Hmmm.....Interesting.....I can now see why they called me.....

[Bobbisox]

I have taken everthing on board H.a.S
can I ROTFL whilst PMSL please??

[rowanwitch]

Sorry I am blatently happy......take me to court

[Bobbisox]

could you be alluding to moi b.a.c dear?

[craft1948]

Nice to see you're an optimist.................you'll still be here on Friday?

[Bobbisox]

I need someone to respresent me for my happiness
Barmaid how much do you charge please or do I get legal aid?

[ttfn]

Care to borrow the zimmer Bobbi?