Annoying Habits

[BertiWooster]

What are your husband's /wife's /partner's annoying habits ?

[McMouse]

She has none being a paragon of virtue and the habit of looking at my AB posts.

[Bbbananas]

The fact that he won't pay to divorce me cos he's too tight.

[sophie_1003]

Smoking and being indecisive

[kinell]

shes got dodgy knees

[vulcan]

wasn't he a Greek Philosopher ?

[andy-hughes]

The present Mrs Hughes has two minor irritations - both connected -

she will converse with me when I am in another room / another part of the house, so i can hear her talking, but not what she is saying.

She will call me from elsewhere, and by the time I have moved into an area where she can hear me when I reply, say five-ten seconds, she will have called at least twice more.

No biggie - not compared with what she would list for me - she'd be here all day!

[annie0000]

slamming down the toilet seat
blowing his nose loudly
brushing his teeth in the kitchen
generally just being noisy
going to be early and switching off the lamp so I have to read by torchlight when I come to bed

He does have some good points as well ;o)

[piggynose]

her filthy smoking
sleeping within 1/2 hr after begging for me to put on a dvd
over-obsessive cleaning
drinking the glass of beer i just poured after refusing

[Barmaid]

Putting the television on when we are in bed, leaving it on and sleeping on the controls.

Having bouts (only bouts) of fastidious tidiness so that I get some clean clothes out to put on when I get out of the shower and by the time I have showered, the clean clothes have gone.

The most irritating is his terrible memory. I can tell him something and 10 minutes later he has forgotten the conversation.

Oh and he is a TERRIBLE driver for road rage. Not only that, he is a terrible passenger. Last time I drove I ended up stopping the car, getting out and yelling "one more Fluffing word from you and I shall never drive this car again".

Interrupting me is also bloody annoying.

But I love him all the same.

[B00]

He breathes.

[lumination]

he talks about his business non stop.
and he takes offence to the smallest things.

[ummmm]

Farting on me and thinking it's hilarious...

Can't stay still...even when asleep.

[China Doll]

I'd comment but his list for me would be a lot longer... ;0)

[lumination]

hahahaha poor ummmm! mind you its happened to me a couple of times. i dont undertsand why they think its so funny?!?!

[B00]

Why do their farts amuse them so much?

Mine is extremely pleased if they are long ones and overjoyed if they are multi-toned in sound. Anyone would think he was in his teens, the silly sod is 40!

[ummmm]

You're lucky...mine does it daily.

He likes the look of disgust on my face....

Some of the things he does are really gross...so gross you can't help but laugh.

[lumination]

hahahaha. yeah i know! he will be all snuggled up watching a film with me and then i see him smile then just fart, i mean, i know you cant hold it in but at least try and make it a silent one! then he does a childish giggle. the odd time ive had him wooft it towards me.

[lumination]

more gross than him sticking his finger in your belly button and then licking it to see how you would react... he is 27 btw lol

[ummmm]

He ate my scab...

Peed on me while I was brushing my teeth...

Picks his nose and wipes it on me...

Pinned me down and dribbled in my face...

Threw the cat at me when I was in the bath...

Take off his dirty socks and hold them to my nose when I'm not aware...

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