Kids say the cutest things :-0)

[Bobbisox]

Did the school run this morning in the pouring rain, Standing outside the locked gates...
A lady to a girl of about 8,
"That's a nice coat Courtney", little girl, "Thank you, me Mam got it at the Charity shop"
then as I was walking out after depositing Ben, a friends grandaughter (6) shouted
"Hya Joy"
I waved and shouted "Hello Eden" and heard her say to the Teacher beside her.
"Mmmmm, I think Joy has changed her hair colour Miss"
Priceless !!!

[redcrx]

haha, vibe! I was about to say little CRX started saying that yesterday lol

[Bbbananas]

My son's a plumber, amongst other things. He's working at the mo for a couple with a 4 year old daughter. She hangs around Dan asking questions "what you doing, what you doing...." about 10 times a day.

Last week she asked the inevitable.."What ya doing?"
"I'm using silicon" he told her.

Later her mum shouted up the stairs "Paige - what you are doing?"

She shouted back "I'm helping Dan. Silly Cont......"

[daftgrandad]

Morning bobbi,are you well ?
Just popped in to say a quick hello.
Have a lovely day and a great weekend.

PS Did you manage to get all your jobs done on Weds.?

[daftgrandad]

Me again,sorry
Forgot xx
Regards dg

[wendilla]

Hi bobbi I was standing in the chemist with my daugher and a friend came up and said What are you doing here? And my grandson who was only 4 at the time shouted out Mummy has to to get stuff for my hair because I have nits.Kids yes you could crawl in a hole at times.

[annie0000]

I was listening in on my sons (10 & 9) chatting in the other room last night as they were discussing condoms - the conversation got round to the machines they have in the toilets and that according to No. 1 son, you can only buy them if you are over 21. Conversation continued with No 1 son asking No 2 son if he knew what condoms were for? Answer was: "They are for putting over your bits to catch the stuff that leaks out your bolloxs"!

[bednobs]

am i the only one who doesn't understand this post? Are the children supposed to have said something funny?
please someone explain? (sorry bobbi, but what's funny about getting a coat, or changing your hair colour?)

[fredpuli47]

Our daughter, aged about 5 at the time, saw a tramp rummaging in a bin. "What's he doing, Mummy?" "Well", says Mummy, sympathetically, " perhaps he's hungry and looking for some food" " That's disgusting!" comes the reply, "Why don't they just shoot them?"

I think she grew up to vote Tory, but I can't be sure !

[zzxxee]

shes 13 now but when my daughter was around 3 she sat on the toilet with an upset tummy and yelled down the stairs "mum come quickly my bums been sick !!!"

[Answerprancer]

Pointing at the part of my espresso machine where the coffee comes out 6 YO Logan says to me "it looks like a cow's gutters!"

[Prudie]

This wasn't cute or funny at the time but when my daughter was a Brownie I was waiting at the end of a session with the other parents when the leader asked if next time they could bring some home made cakes for a stall and my daughter piped up 'my mummy will have to buy something because she can't cook'.

[Answerprancer]

..same kid 4 years later when I was driving him back to his Mum's place.
I said "when driving, you have to be aware of the three Cs: Coppers, Cameras and People who drive too slowly in front of you!" He laughed (bright little button that he is).

[Bobbisox]

just thought it was humorous bedknobs, some may not ;0(...sorry !

Hya Dg, got those jobs done, been into town today..
kindest regards back x

[redman41]

Hello Bobbisox !! Just popped on to say Hello.but it's quiet on AB !!

[Bobbisox]

Hello pet, wouldn't know, been to the Toon..lol
are you well?

[bednobs]

i thought there was some big joke i was missing, as i'm usually rubbish at jokes

[redman41]

I'm fine thanks Bobbi ! Looking forward to next week when Rowan can come up to see me again for about 3-4 days. She's busy at work at the moment

[Bobbisox]

no not at all, I just saw the innocence of a childs remark(s)

[ummmm]

My daughter walked in on me and her Dad having sex.

The next day we were shopping. Going up in the busy lift she announces 'Mummy was bouncing on Daddies belly' I replied 'Was she' :-)