"Hates Men. Cries a lot."

[Bbbananas]

This was an ad in the Lonely Hearts column in a newspaper. I thought it was hilarious - though I doubt she got many responses (unless they were from lesbians.....?)

In 8 words or less - how would you advertise yourself in Lonely Hearts?

Me: "Propensity towards laziness. Well-intended. Laughs a lot".

[zzxxee]

needs man with willy the bigger the better !!!

[Bbbananas]

Tut....

[sandyRoe]

Old droll prole seeks his ......
Let me get back to you with the last word?

[zzxxee]

ok thats my requirments lol describing myself
moody, funny, kind, misunderstood, dizzy, loyal, p1ssy, trustworthy

[Bbbananas]

p1ssy? Do you wet your pants a lot then? That wouldn't attract many people....unless you're Lil. (I'd have kept that one quiet).

Roll Sandy?

[sandyRoe]

I was considering 'hole' but it lacks the sophistication necessary to attract Guardian reading lonely-hearters.

[Bbbananas]

Exactly so Sandy. Hole would have been...so... common and base.
I would be far more drawn to 'roll' than 'hole' ;-)

[ChuckFickens]

this one has been doing the rounds for some time now....

http://67.199.121.48/...s/articles/a95_p4.jpg

[Bbbananas]

Brilliant chuck - love it!

BTW - who is that rather desirable man posing in your avatar? x

[rowanwitch]

Happily settled seeks first reserve just in case

Don't mean it Redman...

one for you
rescue required from rampant redhead ...stockings essential

[Sqad]

chuck...LOL

[ChuckFickens]

It's just some pic of a random person Salla :)

[Bbbananas]

Randomly nice chuck xx

I consistently and vehemently deny I have a large fanjita Butch.... just ask vibra.

[Bbbananas]

Bl00dy hell - mention the vibe.... and here it comes like a rat out of a drainpipe.
Morning vib x

[China Doll]

'Woman seeks PA... Must be able to cook, clean and have experience in diary organisation.'