An Ann Summers fatality

[pauln90]

A man walked into an Ann Summers to buy some see-through lingerie for his wife.


He was shown several possibilities that ranged from £50 upwards. The more see-through, the more expensive.

He opted for the sheerest item, paid £150 and took it home.

He presented it to his wife and asked her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs his wife thought 'It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'.

So she appeared naked at the top of the stairs and struck a pose.

The husband said; 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

His funeral is this Thursday.

[marval]

lol