The Wheelie Wheelie joke ;-)

[Bobbisox]

A garbage collector is driving along a street in Australia picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks. There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door. "Harro!" says the Japanese man.

"Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.

"I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

"No! No! Mate, Where's your dust bin?"

"I dust been to toiret, I told you!" says the Japanese man, still perplexed.

"Listen," says the collector. "You’re misunderstanding me. Where's your wheelie bin"

"OK, OK” replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector’s ear. "I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!"

[Davethedog]

Oh Max Millers still alive I see :-D

[mike11111]

Variation on an old theme, but suggest you stay south of the Tyne till your repertoire improves.

[slinky.kate]

ha ha that was good.

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha Mike
great repa whatsit over the river pet

[mike11111]

Effing cold this side.Had to go out today as I'd run out of drink and fags. Lo and behold, just as it's beginning to thaw, the council have decided to grit the pavements. Only a fortnight too late!

[Bobbisox]

Nothing at all in Town Mike ;-)

[ll_billym]

Old but a good take on it. You sure he hadn't really been at the Nissan Main Dealer.

[Bobbisox]

well thats just down the road from me billy...LOL

[Answerprancer]

Ok - a bloke goes to the vet to enquire about having his cat neutered....

Vet "Is it a tom?"
Bloke "No, it's outside in t'car"

[Bobbisox]

AP, I aint the sharpest knife in the drawer...sorry ;-(

[Jan1957]

Good one Bobbi. :-)

[Bobbisox]

aww ta Jan (hows Gary?_

[askyourgran]

Oh I loved that. LOL. I can't remember the Nissan joke ll-billym

[Jan1957]

He's fine thanks. Coughs cleared up and his leg is not as painful so hopefully clot is dispersing. He'll be glad to stop with the blood thinning injections. xx

[Bobbisox]

I hope 2011 is a wonderful year for both of you Jan, I will say it now as I wont be here then :-0)

[whiskeryron]

Bobbisox R.I.P.