I popped into work at lunchtime to get a few bits, and recieved the gobsmacking gossip that we'd been robbed last night.
As the two lads were locking up at 10pm, thy were met by 4 guys with crow bars, who then tied them up, and took off with the till contents, the entire stock of fags and the safe contents from the office.
Why am i evil you ask? Well, in the middle of this jaw dropping story, I cracked up laughing, when I heard they'd been bound up with....cellotape!!!
Now c'mon, seriously? As horrifying as it was for those two lads, and believe me, im not saying it wasn't terrifying- i can't be the only one who thinks its funny to be tied up with cellotape.....right?
Have you not seen the likes of natural history programmes on tv where they secure a crocs jaw with just 2 turns of sellotape B00? How come the same stuff won't keep a parcel sealed once it arrives at the sorting office?