Heather Mills

[robbo966]

Heather Mills mum & dad have bought her a new leg for xmas...........it's not her main present it's just a stocking filler !!

[NazNomad]

ok

[mrs_overall]

Heather & lover went for a picnic
The lover was all of a quiver
He twanged Heather's left suspender
And her leg flew off in the river

[oranger]

Already seen it this week on AB, but it's still funny.

[snags]

Heather Mills has been included in the 2011 edition of the Guinness Book of Records. She is the first person in history to successfully milk a beetle.

[Dilbert53]

When Heather went her famous rant during the divorce Paul Mc was asked if she was unbalanced. He replied yes but a beermat under her foot usually corrected it.