A good dead?

[Sqad]

Strolling along the walkway between my hotel and the airport terminal, a young woman rushed by, tripped and fell to the ground, spilling the contents of her case all over the floor. A small crown gathered and I bent down, scooped the spreadeagled contents of her case back into place, closed the case and helped her to her feet.
She had clearly sprained her ankle and I supported her as it was clear that she was unable to walk.
She was clearly distraught and I helped her back to the hotel and provided a meal for her in the restaurant during which time she explained that she was an erotic dancer and was booked on the BA flight to Lyon where she was performing in a club.
The next flight was the following morning so I offered her a bed in my hotel room and I would sleep on the settee and to this she readily agreed.
I came out of the shower and to my amazement she was standing in the room dressed only in her "performing tassels" and well, we ended up together in the same bed.
Next morning she asked me for 1,000 UK pounds as she was a hooker and she had seen my address in my wallet whilst I was showering and if I didn´t pay up, she would contact me wife.
I replied..."Remember, I know what was in your case"

She beat a hast retreat.

Am I in the clear?

[jackthehat]

Put the tumbler down and step away from bottle...................

[B00]

No, you're still a slimeball.

But I think you're taking the pee anyway, so merry crimble ;-)

[B00]

Incidently, where did she get the "small crown" from?

[bednobs]

what WAS in her case?

[bednobs]

and what type of dead is good?

[B00]

And...a "good dead"?

It was a body in there?

[Sqad]

JTH......LOL.....Merry Christmas...................miserable "git" ;-)
BOO...Have already said Merry Christmas to you (and made some comments)

[B00]

Did you? Where?

[Sqad]

BOO........."bu99er off".................;-)

[B00]

Oi!

Just found it, what do you mean no Xmas photographs?

I've bored you all with only about half dozen pics of my grandson since he was born in June, that's not excessive!

And if i want to post some, I will, so there :P

Mery Christmas to Mrs Sqad too, Gawd I feel sorry for that poor woman ;-)

[Count-A-Strong]

Is this your only fantasy sqad? My favourite one is about my old deputy headmistress.

[Sqad]

CAS.....no!.......if I explained my REAL fantasies I would be banned.................again!

[factor-fiction]

I'm not sure either docspock- all we know is the contents were spreadeagleable.

[Sqad]

Doc/ Bednobs...

There is always someone who says "What WAS in the case" and the answer is

"It was full of bulsh1t, like I have just told you"

LOL....LOL.....LOL......LOL

Good for a laugh at dinner parties.......but make it last longer than I have just done.

[B00]

"But I think you're taking the pee anyway"

Taaa daaa!!!

[dotty.]

Nope. that's about as funny as Chris Evans winning mastermind

[Count-A-Strong]

Ah I see sqad. Best keep it under wraps then. When I was in the upper 6th we got a new deputy headmistress called Vanda. She was about 35 and very attractive. One day a few of us ended up in her office having a chat and the conversation turned to stockings and suspenders. I was sat on the floor and she walked over to me, grabbed my hand and put it on her thigh where I could feel the straps of her sussies......
My fantasy extrapolates from this point.

[cazzz1975]

I love a bit of xmas bunkum x