Sheep dentist

[marval]

An animal orthodontist who practiced in Iowa was called one day by a frantic farmer in Australia. "Help sir!" he cried, "I just got braces and orthodontic equipment for 100 of my sheep, and the local sheep orthodontist just died! I need a responsible animal dentist to come care for my flock!"

The orthodontist was moved, and a good price was offered, so he promptly flew to Australia for what he figured would be a week or two of work.

But he found that he was entirely unfamiliar with the orthodontic equipment the sheep had been given, and he spent a whole six months in Australia trying to figure out the foreign braces.

When at last he boarded a plane for home, after half a year of frustrating work, he sighed with happiness.

"At last", he said, .... "I'll be seeing ewes in all the old familiar braces!"

[heathfield]

See youse, Marval?!! ;-)

[keithlbw]

It's going to be a long long year....

[whiskeryron]

I'll get me coat

[AB Editor]

Excellent. I hope you've got a few more crackers like this lined up for the rest of the year!

[mike11111]

There was a time when 'jokes' like that carried the death penalty!