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Where can I buy a Crosswell Tapeworm?
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As you all know there are 1,001 ways to supposedly lose weight out there in the big wide world, but none as quite as extreme as the one mentioned in Brain Aldiss's short story "Supertoys last all summer long". Those who have read this book will have heard of the Crosswell Tapeworm, which is purposefully ingested by humans to aid weight loss by 50%, without any harm to the host.
I have looked online for this creature only to find it is purely fictional (accoring to Google). Can any of you ABers let me know where I can find a Crosswell Tapeworm, or any other kind, or are they all banned by international law?
Thanks in advance for any sensible replies.
I have looked online for this creature only to find it is purely fictional (accoring to Google). Can any of you ABers let me know where I can find a Crosswell Tapeworm, or any other kind, or are they all banned by international law?
Thanks in advance for any sensible replies.
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Travel to Mexico.
Hand over US$2000.
Problem solved.
http://www.tapewormdiet.net/index.html
Travel to Mexico.
Hand over US$2000.
Problem solved.
http://www.tapewormdiet.net/index.html
Or China - an American I know was living as a student in a mainland Chinese village. I presume that he was a communist at the time. Anyway he had to exit when he started losing 3kg of weight a year and he was informed, "it's not the time for de-worming yet, that's November." It was still July.
He exited and the Matildha Hospital in Hong Kong discovered a 11ft tapeworm in his gut....... Enough for him to work in Hawaii for one of those agencies associated with the CIA.
He exited and the Matildha Hospital in Hong Kong discovered a 11ft tapeworm in his gut....... Enough for him to work in Hawaii for one of those agencies associated with the CIA.
"the larval stage causes a much more serious condition, known as cysticercosis, producing seizures and brain deterioration that is often misdiagnosed as epilepsy. Over time, the tapeworm can riddle the brain with its grape-sized bladders, causing progressive brain deterioration to the point of death"
sounds great. How does Weightwatchers do so well when this is an alternative?
http://www.innvista.c.../parasite/cestode.htm
sounds great. How does Weightwatchers do so well when this is an alternative?
http://www.innvista.c.../parasite/cestode.htm
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