whos single?

[Melissabendy]

who's single here and why?

[jackthehat]

Why ?

[mccfluff]

i'm single but i have 7 boyfriends and two girlfriends

[Bbbananas]

And you call me a trollop????????!!!!!!!!!!!

[milly143]

Yeah, why? What's wrong with you! ;o)

Strictly I'm not single, until there is either football, rugby, golf, cricket, American football, motor racing, wrestling, darts or snooker on the tele and then I may aswell be - which accounts for quite a lot of time.

[McMouse]

I have a single testicle because I was careless.

[Bbbananas]

Oh dear McM - you're really gone and dropped a b0ll0ck telling us that. It sure took some balls - you may live to regret it.

[milliezoe]

Am single cause I choose to be ?

[pa___ul3]

me, because I make some women feel uncomfortable with my incredible generosity and made their peers jealous because of my wealth, dazzling good looks, wit and charm. Some women also find my enormous todge intimidating.


I'm just kidding... I'm in a very happy relationship because I'm a very convincing liar! ;)

[NOX]

Yeah I'm single as of a few years now, but have met a nice Ukrainian girl the last time I was there ( waits for the jokes to start).

[anneasquith]

no jokes nox,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,are you about to be double again ?

[mrs_overall]

Nox - I am sure she is lovely. Does she own her own tractor?

[Bbbananas]

pmsl mrs o - I've read that book too ! I bet nox hasn't.

[NOX]

Dunno Anne, she's very nice and very attractive, bit younger than me with pretty good English and she likes kids, dogs, cats, horses and most of the same sort of things that I'm into. We've been out a few times when I was there but there are a few hoops to jump through for her to come here, but we skype and msn and call on the phone so we'll see, she's very nice.

[mrs_overall]

but what about the tractor Nox?

[NOX]

yes she owns her own tractor;-)
You see I knew as soon as I said Ukrainian the jokes would start flooding in and I was pretty sure it would be from you and Salla:)

[Bbbananas]

Ah Noxy - all in good fun mate, we wouldn't mean anything nasty.
Good luck to you x

[society]

"whos single?
who's single here and why?"

Who are you? I mean who wants to know...?

[mrs_overall]

She sounds lovely Nox and I wish you both well.

Let me know if I need to buy a new hat xx

[NOX]

That's okay Salla it takes quite a lot to offend me, no offencde taken at all:)

[anneasquith]

nox. would she be willing to move to britain ? long distance relationships can be difficult. how much younger you old devil ? :)