Out of the mouths of babes...

[B00]

or in my case, thoughtless daughters.

Phone conversation with my daughter, just went as follows...

Me - come up for your tea tomorrow, but warning you, it's salad
her- Why salad?
Me- as ive come ot the conclusion, im a fatty, it needs to go before summer holidays
her- God, do folk still worry about weight at your age?

I'm 40, not dead! I feel bloody wonderful now :-(

[ummmm]

Haha...I like your daughter :-)

[woofgang]

oh bless.....put a slug in hers.

[B00]

Honestly, felt like rubbish ever since i noticed cellulite on the tops of my arms t'other night, now i get that!

:-(

[snags]

No more cake for you then :-(

[TheOtherHalf]

Oh BOO, dont think of yourself as a fatty. My grandmother was big but grandad said that the reason she weighed so much was because she had a heart of gold

[B00]

No Snaggles, or biscuits or crisps- my real downfall.

It's going to kill me, but when you look in the mirror and suddenly notice a fat git staring back at you, its frightening.

[ummmm]

Cellulite on your arms??? I bet it was just really bad lighting...

[society]

Did you remember to tell her - "wait 'til you reach my age". :-)

[B00]

possibly Ummmm, as I was showing the girls at work yesterday and they said they couldn't see owt, but you know what's it like, im going "look, look, its there!!" and they're squinting going "nowt there ya daft bag"

[jackthehat]

Apparently I have anorexia...........

When I look in the mirror all I see is a fat person...........

Tell her it's all downhill once you've had a baby.....and it doesn't necessarily happen straight away !! (How old is the nipper ?)

[LoftyLottie]

BOO when you get to my age you daren't even look in the mirror - but then again you can't see as well as when you were younger!!!

My son informed me not so long ago that I was beginning to drive like some of the other 'old codgers' on the road!!

[B00]

She's probably still smarting from when she was heavily pregnany and fat herself and I said "Hah, welcome ot my world!" Society.

[snags]

Think positive B00... the cellulite will take all eyes off the moustache ;-p

[ummmm]

Get yourself a bike BOO. My Mum, although she's always had a good figure, has started cycling everywhere....bitch puts me to shame :-(

[whiskeryron]

boo stop wearing celluloid on your arms & treat yourself to a new dress from M&S.Ron.♥

[B00]

Aren't kids ace Lottie? LOL

She's now on FB chat, telling me to go to Zumba (??) what the hell?

Care to swap some of your body frame for some of mine Jack then? And he's now 8 months :-)

[B00]

Can always count on you Snaggles!!!

Git :p

[pa___ul3]

my GF's starting Zumba tonight, it's some kind of Colombian dance that loads of girls are going on about for keeping fit. Hoping it doesn't involve any of that marching powder or hunky latino chaps or there'll be trouble!!

[LoftyLottie]

For Boo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm7DyRjtWRc

(Looks good fun!!)

[redcrx]

B00,
can you do this? http://www.google.co....11&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0