My contribution to St David's Day (apparently today!) Pt 2

[DTCwordfan]

A guy's doing a PhD in sheep shagging. He goes off touring Britain finding out how people do it in different areas. First he goes up to Aberdeen. He goes into a pub, buys a drink, and asks the barman where he can find the sheep shaggers. The barman points to the darkest, dingiest corner of the pub.

So he goes over to this corner and gets talking to the guys there. Once there he says:

"Actually I'm doing a thesis on sheep shagging, so could you tell me, how do you do it around here?"

"Well we put on wellies, go into a field, and we grab a sheep. Then we shove its hind legs down into the wellies so it can't get away, and shag it."

Next he goes down to Cumbria and goes into a pub in Keswick. He asks the barman where the local sheep shaggers hang out, and he points to the darkest, dingiest corner. So he goes over to the corner, and asks the guys:

"Excuse me but I'm doing a thesis on sheep shagging, so would you mind telling me, how do you do it around here?"

"Well we put on wellies and go out into a field looking for sheep. When we find a sheep we shove its hind legs down into the wellies, then shag it."

He then decides to see what they do in Wales, so he takes a trip to Aberystwyth. There he finds a dodgy looking pub, and asks the barman where he can find the local sheep shaggers. Once again, the barman points to the darkest, dingiest corner of the pub. So he goes over and asks:

*"Excuse me, I'm doing a thesis on sheep shagging. Could you tell me how you do it in this area?"

"Well, boyo, we go out into a field looking for sheep. When we find one we grab it around the waist, hold it as tight as possible so it won't get away, and shag it.

" But, why don't you just shove its hind legs down inside your wellies? Wouldn't that be easier?"

"What, no kissing?!"

[Gazza61]

Not bad - but the usual punchline is - ..."What - and miss out on all the forepl@y !!"