farting

[smilingcrow]

This may be a slightly strange question but I work in an office filled with old middle aged men in construction who sit there constantly farting. It really irritates me and I find it disgusting as you cant even open a window because they are toxix refuge cabins ironically.
Anyway the time has come to take things into my own hands. How can I concoct the most deadly of farts and get some revenge on these knuckle dragging idiots?

[bibblebub]

guinness and peanuts the previous evening

[netibiza]

Sorry love but the older people get, the harder it is is hide one's farts.

[Maydup]

Lentil and butter bean bake with a good portion of sprouts.

[albaqwerty]

Brussell Sprouts

or a tin of a cheap and nasty air freshener.

[NOX]

I imagine if you simply take to squirting whoever the offender is with copious amounts of sickly lavender air freshner that will probably work. They'll soon get sick of being shot and smelling ridiculous when they pop out to the shop.

[Booldawg]

pork, pickled onions and peanuts.

[sandyRoe]

Or you could go down the defensive road.
http://compare.ebay.c...mTypes&var=sbar&cbt=y

[starone]

You can buy really stinky stuff in joke shops, stink bombs I think they are called, so you don't have to work hard at making a smell yourself.

[grasscarp]

I wouldnt do the same as them as it shows that you think it is ok. I would either ask for a separate office or partitioned off section or find another job. Why stay?

[albaqwerty]

Starby, and there was me going to sit beside you on the AB bus !!!

Put whoopee cushions under their seats, they won't get the hint tho.

[starone]

lol at sandy's link!

[hippyhoppy]

peanuts...? really... I enjoy a peanut but never have had any *ahem* fall out from their consumption..

[rowanwitch]

http://www.protecdire...ks-and-Full-Masks.htm

Not too expensive and should get the point across combined with a large can of pet odour spray and free standing air fresheners

[smilingcrow]

I may release a stink bomb in that case

[RATTER15]

In reality you can not stop them but they could make things far worse for you if you make an issue out of it. Live with it or get a different job.

[TWR]

There is another way of looking as this Smiling, if you can smell the fart at least you have no problem with you nasal functions.

[Kiki-frog]

My favourite takeaway does some very unusual veggie dishes including brussels sprout curry. I'm sure a portion of this washed down with a bottle of pop will do the necessary.

[smilingcrow]

Do you know what it is like to be in a sealed cabin with 2 other people who eat meat and all the other bad stuff and take pleasure in making other people smell their farts?
stink bombs it is definitely. 2 a day for 3 days then will not do it again until one of them farts again.

[commoner]

...can't stop nature.....everybody does it....some manage to sneak them out silently but a fart is a fart...silent or not. Adding to the overall stink won't help your problem but if you must, just have beans on toast every day and join in the merriment :-0