Lesson for Men

[starone]

WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

[Jemisa]

I've got your first pupil Starbi, be gentle with him...

jem

[owdhamer]

can a d___o buy a round of drinks

[Significantother]

Love this. When & where can I sign up? Do they have comparable lessons for Women? May be we could start ideas for lessons?

Heres a couple to get you started:

DRIVING WITH THE HANDBRAKE ON: Damage it can do to your car

HOW TO GET CHANGED FOR AN EVENING OUT IN 15 MINUTES: It can be done

[carrust]

Having 2 wardrobes full of clothes but having nowt to wear, is another.

[Laelia]

:0)

[carrust]

Day 3.
Closing curtains properly.
Plumping up cushions.
Stacking dishes.
Making a bed
Wiping a work surface.
Hoovering.
Cleaning windows.

I have never ever done the above properly:-(

[RATTER15]

another one for the females.

The floor mop that was designed 1000 years ago is still the best there is, you do not need to buy ever conceivable gadget floor mop device to prove this!

[carrust]

Ratter. The same goes for make-up as well.

[marval]

HaHa

[chaptazbru]

I want those relaxation exercises etc for my OH for future shopping trips !