More from the girls

[rowanwitch]

The ladies of the answerbank
had gone for long long rests
They thought they would recover
From the bruises on their chests
The Monks of nether Wallop
Had been celibate so long
They'd got a bit excited
when the ladies came along

After their exertions
they thought it would be best
to pop down to the chemist
And buy some preggy tests
A few were rather shocked to see
a few began to whine
When in the window of the stick
Appeared a thin blue line

Gness was really worried
Foe her rampant sins
When the scanner tech informed her
she was expecting ginger twins
Some were wond'ring how they
Would tell the man at home
Some hoped they'd get away with saying
its divine impregnation by the gnome

They met up at fluffs house
For canapes and gin
Smowball brought her knitting
Bootees to begin
Some were looking worried
Some were looking glum
Some just sat uncomfortably
As they had used their..................
But funnily the girls could not
Put a name to the face
They were wearing wigs
And their boobs seemed out of place
suddenly Mrs Overowl said Ah ha now I have
Worked out who you ladies are
You are Dave and Tony Av

was it the scottish navy
the Stag night or the friars
Who'd sown the seed who'd done the deed
While stoking their raging fires
Best not to speculate
Said Alba with a grin
We must pay the consequence
for our rampant run of sin

Boo walked in disgusted
said for goodness sake
Oh well at least there will be a lot
of lovely Christening cake
Tony and DAve looked sheepish
And sidled for the door
To gales of raucous laughter
Jeers and the odd guffaw

They threw their wigs upon the ground
Said girls at least we now know
You caught us , but we found out
How your evenings go
But we are not the only one
If you look over there
Sqad is in the corner
In the silky underwear

Bl00dy hell said Umm and Fluff
When the night began
we saw the pink tiara
And assumed it was ASk your gran
Oh well we had adventures
And we've memories to spare
And when we meet at other times
We can just think
'I was there'

[albaqwerty]

Wonderful Rowan!!!!!
Tony in his skirt and wig to match. :-)

[Smowball]

That has made my morning start with a smile - absolutely brilliant!!
You are a very clever girl : )

[Dee Sa]

our very own C/B Poet laureate, well done rowan.
Dee

[excelsior-1]

very good rowan

[venator]

Wasn't me - I was at evensong...

[sunny-dave]

My b*m's sore just thinking about it :+{}

[emmie]

i have spent ages just trying to think of a birthday poem for a friend, how do you do it.

[rowanwitch]

I think sometimes I think in verse like some people seem to think in two languages. I used to do poems to order for charity

[emmie]

well done you.

[gness]

Hi Rowan. That is fantastic. Lovely to laugh in the morning. You`re a star. xxx

[lady-janine]

wonderful, wonderful. a star for the poet.

[Kiki-frog]

That is so funny. Looking forward to the next one!

[humbersloop]

lovely rowan

[parkie]

Enjoy these stories and poems. I've had a few poems published in the past in various mags but have to admit I seemed to have lost the 'muse' lately.

[gness]

Morning Parkdale. Any more cracks about short girls and Noddy cars and you`ll be off the the darkened room! :-)

[parkie]

Morning gness. Will you be in the room to give me treatment?

[gness]

My domain and I`m Rowan trained Parkdale. ;-)

[parkie]

Gulp!!!

[tinkerbell23]

<3 it well done rowan hehe xx

[sunny-dave]

Would you like the pink furry handcuffs back, gness ?