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Russell Brand
Russell Brand will faces a charge of misdemeanour criminal damage following an offence committed in March when he threw a paparazzi's iPhone through a window in New Orleans. If convicted of the crime he could face six months in jail.
So this prima donna is possibly going to prison. Will that sort him out? I doubt it.
Smiled when I read this in the paper: ''. . . he is just a sex pest whose only claims to fame are an obscene phone call, briefly marrying Katy Perry and being a 'reformed drug addict'.''
Oh yes: ''Also booked to SING 'Pretty Vacant' at the Olympic Closing Ceremony.''
So this prima donna is possibly going to prison. Will that sort him out? I doubt it.
Smiled when I read this in the paper: ''. . . he is just a sex pest whose only claims to fame are an obscene phone call, briefly marrying Katy Perry and being a 'reformed drug addict'.''
Oh yes: ''Also booked to SING 'Pretty Vacant' at the Olympic Closing Ceremony.''
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