Just for fun - AB Dating Game

[mrs_overall]

Pretend to be another AB'er who has joined a dating agency and let's see if we can guess who the AB'er is. I'll start the ball rolling.

Female, divorced, small but perfectly formed with own wetroom and gin supply seeks gentleman with own tonic factory/lemon farm.

Guess who it is and have a go.

[Psybbo]

Man-mauler, terrible cook

[murraymints]

vodka ???

[mrs_overall]

No

[mrs_overall]

Have a go at a bogus advert for another ABer

[murraymints]

retired and discerning professional man of means..seeks totty with nice lingerie....guess who ?

[mike11111]

Lusty Yorkshire lass, near coast, has own rubber gloves and cattle prod, WLTM Geordie guy with similar outlook. Please enclose photo, preferably still with bag over head.

[mrs_overall]

lol murray, that's an easy one!

[Bambiagain]

Retired professional gent seeks discreet extra-marital fun in the sun. Sexy underwear an must.

[mrs_overall]

gives mike "the look"

[Bambiagain]

Oops Murraymints. Snap!

[Psybbo]

Mike is good at this????

[mrs_overall]

Male of a certain age with own moped seeks female(s) to join his harem. Must be willing to bare left breast as a means of identifying other harem members

[murraymints]

sporty,athletic professional lady likes travel and good times seeks a fun loving gent ..must like netball !!

[ChuckFickens]

so we have craft and sunnydave so far....

[murraymints]

Bambi..I might even answer that ad !!!

[mike11111]

Mrs O! How on earth did you manage to get into the Masons?

[Psybbo]

Elegant, artistic poet seeks voluptious accident prone female (prenups HAVE to be signed)

[firewatch]

man, would like to meet a women good at control games. Women must also be good at washing bird poo from clothing.

[tonyav]

Oi you.

[murraymints]

retired gent..widowed..likes mucking about on the river ..seeks lady to sail the waves..must be early riser....