Funny Joke For You All (Bit Rude)

LochNessMonster | 12:15 Thu 31st Jan 2013 | Jokes

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This farmer's ram dies just before lambing season. So he phones his neighbour who is also a famer and asks him how much would it cost him to buy a ram from him. He reply's £3000 ! the bloke say's he can't afford that type of money. His neighbour say's "make love to them yourself".

So the next morning the bloke take's his Landrover and put 6 sheep into it and drives off to a place were he makes love to them and then he returns to the farmhouse with them.

The following morning he looks out the farmhouse window and the sheep are still standing and not lying on the belly's as pregnant sheep do.

So once again 6 sheep go into the Landrover for a seeing to?

The next morning his wife is getting up and he asks her to look out the window as he's knackered. His wife looks out and reply's there not standing up or on their belly's?

What are they up to asks the bloke.

Oh there sheep jumping into the Landrover and one is tooting the horn!