Beer Contains Female Hormones .................

[Gizmonster]

............. yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones !!!!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis, that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer over a set time.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary !!!!

[aelmpvw]

... i'm not telling the wife that one :-)

[Svejk]

Ha ha, very good & so true.

[starone]

Tee-hee, I like it, even though it's making fun of women.

[excelsior-1]

very good .. well done, Gizmonster

[askyourgran]

Lol, I used to drink a lot, I was a truck driver called Dave.

[notnutnut]

To be honest,I read a question printed in the back few pages of 'New scientist' or similar as to 'why do drunks always have great hair' and the answer was that either ethanol either suppresses testosterone or that it mimics estrogen.(the only other explanation was that they don't worry as much as the rest of us)(my theory) This was in the '80 s I think.

[Svejk]

Yes notnut, but do you find yourself staring in shoe-shop windows.