B B Q Weather Coming ...

[sunny-dave]

... or else.

Went for a routine 'gentle trim' at my Barber's today - but I'd just mowed the lawn (twice) and was hot and fed up.

I was about to ask for the usual ("A bit less like Boris and a bit more like Jose Mourinho, please") when I read the local paper's front page.

It was screaming "25°C on Sunday" and that was too much for an already hot Dave to contemplate - so I've had a Summer Crop.

If we now get "single figures and rain" (as we have had most days this week) I shall be cold ... and cross ... so do not approach a grumpy man in a balaclava.

[murraymints]

BALDY !!!! Lol. Xxx...

[EcclesCake]

You made the foolish mistake of picking up a paper/magazine in the belief that it wasn't ten months old......


Tit.

[pixie373]

Lol! Boris has cool hair. I'm sure yours looks very sexy, Dave xx

[sunny-dave]

Definitely this week's - had a gloating Farage gurning at me

[pixie373]

Lol Eccles. "Tit"?!

[EcclesCake]

Hmmm, me and the girls might relocate for the weekend . he weathe floors utterly carp here :-(

[sunny-dave]

I've been called worse :)

[EcclesCake]

Some fascinating corrections/predictive text there :-/

The weather looks crap here.

Yep, Pixie I called Dave a Tit and got is past the swear filter....it obviously agrees :-)

[gness]

Last time I saw Dave his hair was lovely...all silver curls....if I wasn't so flipping short I'd have run my fingers through it..........if it's cropped I'm with Eccles... x

[pixie373]

Fair enough, then :-)

[gness]

I thinks next door's tits have fledged....☺

[pixie373]

I like long hair on men.

[pixie373]

Great tits?

[shoota]

I like Pixel.

[gness]

Blue tits, Pixie....but they're quiet now...hope the cats haven't been prowling....I love long hair on men too....sort of sexy...bristly hair is a no no....
My lover who doesn't know he is has longish hair...and so does his dog...they are a lovely couple....♥

[sunny-dave]

I knew mine needed a trim - my next door neighbour asked me if I "was wearing the wig as a bet" ...

[EcclesCake]

"I knew mine needed a trim".........so many different scenarios ran through my mind there...........

[pixie373]

I like the shootster x

[gness]

Dave...I think your neighbour meant the chest wig...we have told you about that before!

[jno]

serves you right for going to a barber who stocks the Daily Express.