Not long arrived home from a first date with a chap who told me he had been banned from driving until November. We agreed to meet in a bar and when I turned up he was halfway through a pint (no problem there), but 2 hours later he had downed 6 pints, told me his last g/f beat him up and asked for a lift home (no I didn't drive him home) !
That's 2 hours of my life I will never get back.
you should find a teetotaller. you seem to have a 'strange' aversion to drink. I feel sorry for him putting up with your contempt and fruit juice. Saturday night an all, lol.
I'm glad I've seen your post because it means that I'm able to tell you that (since you wouldn't drive me home) I'm still in the pub and IT'S YOUR ROUND!