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nailit | 20:20 Thu 18th Sep 2014 | ChatterBank
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Following on from carrusts question several posts below, am I the only man here that doesnt pee everywhere exept in the toilet bowl? I think its disgusting and theres no excuse for it. I hate anyone (especially men) using my own personal loo. I cringe when any bloke asks to use my toilet as I invariably have to clean up after them.
Just WHY do men miss their aim, its not difficult, I dont. (and I use toilet paper to er *ahem* dab myself after weeing)
  
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Bless you :)
What a catch you are, the AB women will be all over you now!
Oh, for sure.
Nowt like a considerate pee-er :)
well then, you are a gem, nailit. You can use my loo anytime :-)
Nailit, you've nailed it xx
Do you do toilet training for adults by any chance?
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And if you actually sit, to do a non thunderous wee, I'll make you a sarnie and a cuppa after. :)
I fool people into thinking my aim is excellent by p-ing in the sink.
peer pressure I Think
You wee on the pier, weecalf? (well, with a name like that.....)
Must tell you this one......
A lad of my acquaintance was getting married.
On the honeymoon, he was scared of doing a wee with sound effects, and putting off his bride.
So he stood there, put his foot in the water, and wee'd down his leg, washing it afterwards.
Good lad.
My mate's Mrs makes him sit down when he has a slash...control or what.
Why do men call it a slash? Horrid.
Here's a 'motto' that I read about some years ago. The lady of the house had it fixed in one of her loos:
If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie.
My aunty used to have a cartoon above her loo. It was of a line of dogs waiting to use a lampost. It said "We aim to please. You aim too, please"
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I had similar bookbinder,
"If you sprinkle, when you tinkle
please be sweet, and wipe the seat".
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Blimming hell, methyl.

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