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Two Women Talking In Heaven..........
Woman 1 - Hi
Woman 2 - Hi, How did you die?
Woman 1 - I froze to death
Woman 2 - How horrible
Woman 1 - It wasn't so bad. After I stopped shaking from the cold, I began to warm and felt
sleepy and finally died peacefully. What about you?
Woman 2 - I suspected that my husband was cheating on me so I went home early to catch
him in the act. Instead I found him by himself watching TV.
Woman 1 - So what happened?
Woman 2 - I was sure that there was another woman somewhere. I ran around the house
looking - up to the attic, down to the basement, through every closet, under the
beds. I kept looking and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with
a heart attack and died.
Woman 1 - Its a pity you didn't look in the freezer - we would both still be alive...............
Woman 2 - Hi, How did you die?
Woman 1 - I froze to death
Woman 2 - How horrible
Woman 1 - It wasn't so bad. After I stopped shaking from the cold, I began to warm and felt
sleepy and finally died peacefully. What about you?
Woman 2 - I suspected that my husband was cheating on me so I went home early to catch
him in the act. Instead I found him by himself watching TV.
Woman 1 - So what happened?
Woman 2 - I was sure that there was another woman somewhere. I ran around the house
looking - up to the attic, down to the basement, through every closet, under the
beds. I kept looking and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with
a heart attack and died.
Woman 1 - Its a pity you didn't look in the freezer - we would both still be alive...............
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