Stupid job tjtles in film credits

[willowman]

Film credits are getting longer and longer, with everybody down to the tea boy getting a mention. What is the most stupid job title you have seen credited?

Ours is "second second assistant director"

What on earth does this person do, and what does he/she do that the second assistant director doesn't do? Or the first assistant director for that matter?

[jenstar]

One job title that sticks in my mind is "Standby plasterer". So this guy isn't even the guy who plastered the set, he's some plasterer they've got hanging around _just in case_?

[Aschenbach]

I'm a gaffer myself. My father was a gaffer and his father before him. Gaffering is what we do. I'll gaffer 'til I can gaffer no more. I only want gaffering work. If you need a gaffer I'm your man.

[SteveD]

Some of the more obvious ones are here:

http://tms.ecol.net/movies/whoplain.htm