Cricket bat list

[matty2670]

Some celebrities annoy me so much that I have put a 'cricket bat' list up on the wall at work. The idea is that if you were legally allowed to knock the cr*p out of any 5 celebrities with a cricket bat, who would you choose? Pointless I agree, but deeply satisfying. (I have some anger management issues.) The list can change whenever you want it to, so for the record, here is my current list:

1) Jamie Oliver (permanent no.1 spot)

2) Johnny Vaughan

3) Pete Doherty

4) Bonnie Langford

5) Whitney Houston

[thikasabrik]

1. Mariah Carey for having a screechy voice

2. Victoria Beckham. Her and David must break a leg to see who gets to the mirror first every morning.

3. Anne Diamond - a spoilt, petulant whingebag.

4.Anyone famous for being famous, such as the Hilton sisters, Tara Palmer-Whatsit etc. What is the point of these people?

5.Harry Hill. He is so unfunny, particularly when he did a sketch about the blind. Try having a blind child Harry and see how hysterical it is.

Gawd, do I sound like a grumpy old person or what?

[jno]

Jamie Oliver? You're not working for the Turkey Twizzler people, by any chance?

[littleoldme]

Only five? Crikey, better cut my list down then.

1.) Jim Davidson
2.) Chris Evans
3.) Mark "Mavis" Lawrenson
4.) Rory McGrath
5.) Can I have another go at Jim Davidson? No? Alright then - Pete Waterman.

[rugeleyboy]

for me its got to br

1,pete doherty

2,lulu

3,eastenders cast

4,victoria pouting bl**dy beckham

5,roy"i aint funny" chubby bleedin brown!

[lodekka]

1. Steve Wright

2. Jade Goody

3. Alanis Morrisette

4. Kelly Osbourne

5. Jamie Oliver