worst conversation at dinner parties?

[TheTemptress]

what is your worst memories of this. mine was a couple i invited and didnt know very well who discussed the fact that they loved anal sex....whats that about!!! i just sat with my gob opened (ehhhemmm) and didnt know where to look. my guests were horrified too!! we were still on the starters!!! eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkk!

[Nummy]

i was at a works dinner, entertaining clients, when my boss started talking about a tv programme she'd seen the night before - about fisting!!! me and my colleague tried to shut her up or change subject but she wouldn't have it. she kept going on and on and on...the clients she were talking to just looked absolutely stunned!

[makemesmile]

I was a works christmas do and one of the older lady's felt the need to share her menopause experiences. Like how much she sweated and the fact that though her periods were stopping, they were extremely heavy - 'flooding' was the word i think she used. And don't get started on the 'dryness'...

[spurslady]

I bet you didnt look at your meal in the same light after that!!!

I havent had any dinner parties we are a bit antisocial and they dont really do it around here. (The dinner parties and the other ihope !!!!)

My brain cant think of any christmas do conversations at the moment as I have always been to wrecked to remember

[China Doll]

I went to a dinner party at a collegues a few years back... We used to play practical jokes on each other and he owed me one but I'd forgotton this... anyway, got to this dinner party and the seating was pre-arranged. To my left was a known letch(to everyone apart from me apparently ) who spent half the evening telling me about his 'conquests' while trying to put his hand up my skirt... To my right was someone I'd never met who talked the whole night about his hobby which was fishing... I kid you not. Was without a doubt the worst dinner party I ever went to.