Just a bit of fun on a boring Sunday night??

[curlyperm]

This is NOT meant to offend anyone AT ALL, just a bit of fun, dont know about everyone else but when you read someones 'username' you conjure up a picture in your mind (apologies Athley but i know now!!) and some of the names i have thought about come with a very vivid picture!
not enough space to write about everyone but thought it would be a bit of fun to tell us a couple of yours? Just fun though and no malice intended ; o
ATHLEY : (now ive discovered your female hehe)
TALL, SLIM, LONG BROWN HAIR, GLASSES, POSH CAR
JENNA: TALL, BLONDE PONY TAIL, AGED 28ish BIG BOOBS, MINI SKIRTS
VHELPFULGUY: TALL GLASSES, STANDS BEHIND A COUNTER IN A HARDWARE SHOP.
DIVEGIRL: ABOUT 25, BROWN HAIR, SINGLE, LIKES TO PARTY.
ANOTHEOLDGIT: ( NO DESCRIPTION NECESSARY) - IS WHAT IT SAYS ON THE PACKET!
ETHEL: ABOUT 65, LOVES CATS, AND BAKING, EX SCHOOLTEACHER.
MRBEN5: ABOUT 70, WHITE HAIR, GLASSES, EX MAGISTRATE,OR HEADMASTER, TALL.
ALF: FAT BLOKE OWNS A GROCERS, USED TO MARRIED TO AUDREY (PS. YOUR DEAD NOW)
GOODSOULETTE: VERY HAPPY BUBBLY, CURVY FIGURE, POSSIBLY BLACK, ABOUT 40 ISH.
BBWCHTT: ABOUT 50, CHUBBY LADY VERY POPULAR, WEARS AN APRON, DRIVES A PICK-UP TRUCK.
UMMMM: BLONDE LADY, SLIM, AGED ABOUT 40,DRIVES A 4x4
OK well thats it, probably a complete waste of time but ...hey, it passed half an hour on for me, would love to hear yours tho?? xx

[ummmm]

2 out of 3 Curlyperm.

I'm slim and a lady, dark hair and drive a banger!!!

Wardy - This changes weekly but at the moment he always wears a suit

Crete - small, blonde short curly hair, wears cardigans about 45

notfrom-oz - Small, dark haired always optomistic. about 26

Pa___ul - Young, good looking office worker with a GSH, 25

pie + mash - Quite similar to not from oz but taller and a tad more level headed. 30

zorro - Bit of a stud, 30 ish

Mr Ben - Very thoughtful, thinks before he speaks, 35

I will come back when I thought of some more

[curlyperm]

lol must admit i had zorro down as a 'bit of a lad' good looking with a pint in his hand (or both) hehehe

[ummmm]

Oh, and I'm only 33

[curlyperm]

oooops! : o

[Eve]

Lmao :) I sound like a hasbeen chavette haha :) I'm 28, 5'2, dark hair (with caramel highlights as of the other day to replace the blond ones) though I do have the big boobs :)

[curlyperm]

well at least i got the age right/ and that was guessing 1978 was your birth year! bloody genius me hehehe

[Athley]

What a laugh. I only just came on and saw this.

You were a bit out with me curlyperm. I'm 5ft 2 blonde hair, medium build (would like to be slimmer but hey thats life), blue eyes (no glasses or contacts), yes do have quite a posh car and I love cats!!
Your description of BBWCHATT really made me laugh especially the bit about the pick up truck and apron.
Divegirl and Jenna I had similar images in mind too.
Wardy sounds like a posh bloke who works in the City.
Naz-nomad I imagine looking a bit like a Shiekh or something like that.
Zorro tall dark slim glasses quite geeky (in a nice way) sports car.
RaySparx glasses on end of his nose, jeans that always slip down with a bit of builders bottom poking out nice family man type dishevelled hair, 4x4 driver.
Curlyperm - well def mad curly hair always think you are from Liverpool (don't know why) drives a citroen CV bit of a hippy type, bubbly personality.
Would be interested to hear what you thought I looked like when you mistook me for a geezer!! he he!

[curlyperm]

athley i had you down for looking like the young lad (Ashley) off the XFactor!!! probably name association? But clearly your not.
OK ............Curlyperm : 5 ft 5 blonde graduated bob (but i had it 6 months BEFORE Ms Beckham!!! 44, (but 25 deep down) slim, drives Honda, 14 year old daughter (aka spoilt brat) living Cheshire, more than that i couldnt possibly reveal hehehe : )
Thanks to all the replys bin a laugh readin them xx

[MrBen5]

Hey, i am only 32 and am not tall and have shaved head :(
UMMMM was closer :)
I have just thought, no wonder i cant get a girl if i come across as in my 70's :(

[curlyperm]

oooops MrBen5 sorry, you dont really come accross as that age its just a mental picture, perhaps i'm thinking of the kiddies program (in my day obviously not yours hehehe) called Mr Ben? and i could be Ten Tonne Tessy for all you know lol

[MrBen5]

Nah, curlyperm, you come across more of a bored housewife :)
only joking, i do have a sense of humour. I dont get offended easily. After all, i tend to take the mickey out of people myself :)

[Athley]

Ashley off the X factor - how funny!

That made me laugh a lot and my husband too!!

:o)

[curlyperm]

Hey!! bored housewife is EXACTLY what i am : ) lol

[chicklin]

OK then - describe me someone!

[curlyperm]

ok quite small, blonde hair, wears sandals, and a red and white (dont ask me why) polka dot bow in your hair. And you wear a blue apron. You live on a farm and drive a landrover discovery? (dark Green) : )

[curlyperm]

forgot to say your about 23

[chicklin]

Tee Hee! That is SO funny! How I wish I could say you're right - but afraid not! Thanks curlyperm for this funny question - well done for making me laugh before I have to go and do more boring but necessary things like wake up hubby who's snoring in the chair, and get number 2 daughter off to bed!

[curlyperm]

now dont you forget to go feeding them there pigs and cows afore ye go of t' bed oooh arrr : O

[BBBE99]

Out of curiosity,
have you been right about anyone, yet?

[BBBE99]

Woah, just looked at the date, I didn't know this happened 4 years ago...
!
Blimey...