Williaid, if you're covering the north west, I can do the north East (Newcastle / Durham area) :).
Just need a few more guys and we have the UK covered.
On the subject of the original question, a female worker at one of my customers today told me about her a*sehole boyfriend and the fact that she caught him getting off with a lass over the weekend.
Tool, complete and utter tool.
Never could figure out why some guys who have amazing girlfriends seem eternally inept at treating them properly.
Hey ho, the debate continues. :)