Revenge!!!!!!

[SSquirrel]

Suggestions please for innovative and, I guess, legal ways of exacting revenge, please.

Nothing out and out life destroying and I'm not interested in whether revenge is morally correct.

I want him to suffer (at least in some small way!)

[angeldraws]

Stinky fish in curtain rails does the trick - takes ages to find it........

or for s/one who travels regularly - wrap a vibrator in foil and tape a black bin liner around it with a battery in it - security will go spare!!!

also purchase a couple of mice from pet shop and release them into his house - they will nest and expand......C***s to get rid of......

[angeldraws]

.....also - stick a block of LARD on the keyboard of his new laptop and close the lid....hmmmmm won't close properly? You may have to squash it in then........

[mesmerred]

If you can get into his flat when he is away then dial the USA TIm and leave the phone off the hook. Let his tyres down. Put his details in a phone box as a stud. Superglue his doorbell - or anything else you can get to. Put a few tacks just in front and just behind a couple of his tyres so whichever way he goes they go in. Wedge a spud up the exhaust pipe. Send his details to every catalogue and spam provider you can find so that he gets loads of stuff. If you have a spare key to his car and can keep moving it, altering the seat etc that will be a problem to it. A friend filled "his" car with horse manure. The other good ones have already been mentioned. You can put cheese in the curtain hem too. Not that I'm a malicious person though.... But maybe the best revenge is to show that you don't give a F***.

[curlyperm]

ssquirrel, just an observation but i noticed that on friday night at 10pm on sky channel Five Free (or summat?) there is a programme all about revenge on your ex.......... you might get a few more ideas! : )

[Beanmistriss]

Oh dear, im glad Im a girl and go out with blokes. They're not nearly so spiteful. Not surprised you've all been dumped

[angeldraws]

Oh i havent been dumped....but woe betide my hubby if i am!!!!!!

[Mistopheles]

SSquirrel did say legal, and most of these ideas (great though they are) are NOT legal I'm afraid - no matter what they've done to deserve it!

I personally like the one about look fab and run into him somewhere whilst with an amazing guy - just show him what he's missing.

- have to admit, I loved the expanding foam in the car thing though! [Storing for future reference]

[Skreecheeboy]

Post an unbelievably good ad on Gumtree for something like a flat and he'll be harrassed with endless flat hunters calling up about the flat. You could make even put a few different ads on eg car, washing machine, puppy, weekend in paris, date, job etc.

[SSquirrel]

Thank you all so much for your answers. Brilliant!!! Particular thanks to Raysparx1. Love the Foam/car thing oh so very tempting. Not sure I want to see his body float down the river just yet. Think I will go with the Ad idea. It has such great long term potential and would it this ex-relationship.

Again, Thank you all